Sender Spike
1 min readApr 18, 2020

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Spot on. But your US evangelicals are only the most obvious tip of the iceberg. You have also Catholics, who follow Pope and Smith & Wesson and no one else (this one is a real thing O_O — could not believe my eyes), various Adventist sects that (together with JW and Mormons) silently (but also not so silently) think that God will kill off everyone except the righteous them, and I could go on. Yeah, and don’t get me started on Muslims (who really have no clue what they are talking about, though to be fair I have no clue what’s the position of sufis on this matter), Chassidic Jews and their meschugge wet messianic dreams of world domination where goyim are their slaves O_O, or those militant black people who role-play Jews (facepalm) and bastardize Hebrew language. But the most funny of them all are those rapture possessed maniacs (I guess they come from many various creeds). Somehow they all missed the tiny detail that even Jesus died before he was “floating on the cloud”. Honestly, they should do us all a favor and rapture already.

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