Omnipotence
People are asking, “Could God create a stone so heavy that even he could not lift it?” If I were God, I would just say, “Here, a stone so heavy that even I can not lift it,” and I would laugh my ass off.
Then again, the whole premise in the previous paragraph is wrong to begin with.
It presupposes entity “God” manifesting entity “stone with properties” into preexistent space. But where did this space come from? And where is it?
As is obvious, the word “God” in the paradox implies an image of God. And a rather theistic one at that. That is to say, one pretty far from reality.
If you are everywhere at every time and you allow everything, you simply must be that which it is, and omniscience and omnipotence are just observations of/and natural consequences. From a different angle, omniscient and omnipotent God must be everywhere at every time and must be benevolent (including toward free will), which implies his oneness with you.
No matter how you perceive it, there is reality. And, if anyone needs to hear it, perceptions are real, too. Obviously. We don’t quite get what we see, but it’s clear that there is. So, what is real? How does it look? Where do perceptions end and reality starts?
Or better yet, where do you start and perceptions end?