Lol. As I said, you believe you have it all figured out. Yes, my grammar is poor. Even when I use my mother tongue. But when it comes to gutter language, you wouldn’t believe it, I quite behave here on Medium :D Still, I'm glad I piss you off. There would be something wrong with universe, if that was not the case. But the world is perfect, so the result is as expected.
In any case, and since quite a few people have obviously no problems understanding what I want to convey despite my poor English skills, I wonder what's your reading comprehension, because your assumptions about my motivations, methods, and (most importantly) about the overall message are really something. Not in a way that would reflect reality, though.
Also, thanks for elucidating me on how I should meet the people. However, I will reserve the freedom to decide that “how” for myself.
Cheers.