How the Bible story was misinterpreted for the past two (or more) millennia is of no relevance. I already gave you the crucial points (to no avail), and I'm interested neither in a Bible-quoting pissing contest to feed your ego, nor in convincing you this or that way. Only you can provide proofs (and verify) for yourself whether what I say is true or not: know yourself and you will have all the evidence you ask me to spoon-feed you.
With that being said, if you were really curious — you know, with an open mind, like a child — you would already make the effort to read what I've already written on the topic and would get way more than just a "coherent claim." But, as I said, you don’t want to hear. You just want to convince yourself that I’m wrong. No wonder that you treat the issue as a matter of one-upmanship, a game of defeat and victory. And thus it’s also no surprise that you are befuddled by my refusal to indulge your hubris and hypocrisy as you’ve already proved my points.
Sigh. But also, whatever.